An interview with Mosher's secret lover

#1- Describe Mosher in 3 words.


Man-meat. Good-smelling. Kissable.


#2-Where would you want to go on a dream date with him?


The stairs from Battleship Potemkin. We'd both be dressed as babies, holding hands in a large baby carriage. It would be tragic, yet have a classic editing technique.


#3- Describe your love for him in one word.


Unholy


#4- What's your favorite Jerry mannerism?


The way he blinks. My heart stopped whenever he did it. Every class, I almost died from oxygenated blood loss.


#5- If Jerry asked to marry you, would you say yes?  Also, would you vote for him for President?


I wouldn't say "yes", I would say "take me now, my Jer-Bear"' and I would vote for Jerry if he was black. sure, he's black where it counts, but I mean all over.